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07 March 2015 @ 12:14 am


This is to be our fic journal only - for the actual Guard Rail Fail blog, go here!

Fics written in universes other than our own are property of their respective owners.  No money was gained (unless BBC wants us to write those awesome Doctor Who books, in which case, we'd gladly accept money) and it's all for fun and lots of laughs.

 
 
guardrailfail
16 June 2009 @ 08:26 am
So, I haven't updated in quite some time because I've been busy working and trolling fanfic sites.  I am fairly confident that I'm going to start my own fic site, where there will be a combination of writing updates and fanfic.  Details to follow.

Details: I am doing a personal writing/life/whatever journal at [info]nictusa ... I xposted my fic from here to there.  Come friend me.  New stuff will be added there.
 
 
Current Location: Home. Ew.
Current Mood: busy
 
 
guardrailfail
12 April 2009 @ 01:45 pm
A lot of these have probably been recc'd elsewhere, but these are some personal favorites for Jess, who has amazing will power and gave up fanfiction for Lent.

A few RPS thrown in, because I, Nicole, was brought up on RPF and therefore am not squicked out by it.

 

A Somewhat Epic List of Fic )

Guest Recs
by
[info]kagedtiger

 

Seven More Fics! )

Other Resources

And, if you're in the mood to do some serious perusing, A Comprehensive List of Merlin Communities brought to you by [info]x_merlin.

Also, if you are loving the Merlin!AUs, here is An Extremely Epic List Of AUs compiled by  [info]majs_majs .

506 Merlin Recs (and other fandoms, if you're interested) by [info]tacitus_3 


This will probably be enough to start you off :). Happy Easter Jess!

 





 
 
Current Mood: energetic
 
 
guardrailfail
10 April 2009 @ 05:40 pm

Title: Subliminal
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: PG-13
Summary: AU! Merlin really can't hold his liquor.

Subliminal )

 

 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
guardrailfail

“The woman always plays the fool!”
“With muscles that big, you don’t angst.”
Fandom: of your choice (Merlin), Genre: angst

 

Unicorns get sad, too... )I really did try to write something serious.... really truly...
 
 
guardrailfail
03 April 2009 @ 11:01 pm

Prompts:
“Explosive ball of hormones approaching.  Use caution.”
“Hooray, Beethoven! Hooray!”
“Existentialism is sexy.”
Fandom: Dresden, Genre: Crack!fic (surprise!)

 

Distraction... )


 

 
 
guardrailfail

Title: In Which the Slash Dragon Is Generally  Unhelpful
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur UST
Rating: PG
Summary: Angst!Crack

 

In Which the Slash Dragon Is Generally Unhelpful )

 
 
Current Mood: groggy
 
 
guardrailfail
03 April 2009 @ 10:09 pm
Title: Pickled Potion
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Dresden Files
Pairing: Harry/Murphy
Rating: PG
Summary: Crack!fic


 

Pickled Potion )
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:54 am

Title: A No Good, HORRIBLE Day
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Dr. Horrible
Pairing: None
Rating: PG

A No Good, HORRIBLE Day )
 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:52 am
Title: Reality Television
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Merlin

Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: PG

Reality Television )

 

 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:47 am
Title: No More Mecy
Author: Nicole
Fandom: NCIS

Pairing: McGee/Abby, Tony/Ziva
Rating: PG
No More Mercy )

 

 
 
Current Mood: grumpy
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:44 am
Title: In Murphy's Pants
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Dresden Files
Pairing: Slight Harry/Murphy
Rating: PG

In Murphy's Pants )
 
 
Current Mood: cold
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:39 am

Title: In Which McGee Is More Than He Seems
Author: Nicole
Fandom: NCIS/Dresden Files
Pairing: None
Rating: G

McGee? Really? )

 

 
 
Current Mood: exhausted
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:35 am

Title: A Little Warning
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Parker/Hardison
Rating: PG-13 (Language)

A Little Warning )

 

 
 
Current Mood: distressed
 
 
guardrailfail
17 March 2009 @ 10:32 am
Title: Accidental Magic
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: PG

Accidental Magic )

 


 

 
 
Current Mood: blah
 
 
guardrailfail

Title: Well, Hello There. Could I Borrow the Blonde?
Author: Nicole
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Doctor/Rose
Rating: PG

Blonde, Please! )

 
 
Current Mood: discontent
 
 
guardrailfail
13 March 2009 @ 11:19 pm

A quick fic for Merlin FlashFic's Anachronism Challenge, featuring this blog's namesake, Annie, the Anachronistic Railing.
 

Riveted )

 

 
 
Current Location: Julia's Room
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Hellogoodbye, Touchdown Turnaround
 
 
guardrailfail
06 March 2009 @ 09:23 pm
This is to be our fic journal only - for the actual Guard Rail Fail blog, go here!

So Nicole and I came up with this great idea for to procrastinate and such because obviously we're not being legit people right now... and here are the latest results of our insanity.  But first, the Rules!

Nicole's drabbles:

- Butt xerox saves the day; "Do you want to save the world? / No, I would probably lose it or my cat would eat it." (Fandom: Merlin; Genre: crack!!fic)

To follow. I kind of want to edit it and attempt to read my hand writing, which is difficult, apparently.  I will post when it makes more sense and maybe has an ending.

- "Crash! Clank! Bang!"; "You're such a sweetheart, as in, it would be sweet if you had a heart." (Fandom: of your choice (NCIS); Genre: Romance)

Fire and Awkward )

-"The Angels have the phonebox;" "We're all in this together, unless you seem kind of gay." (Fandom: Dr. Horrible; Genre: crack!fic)
 

Laundry Day )
 

 

Jess's drabbles:

- Butt xerox saves the day; "I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now its to annoy people." (Fandom: none; Genre: none)

Steve may or may not be a vampire... )

- “We’re all in this together – unless you seem kind of gay.”

Plot device: the angels have the phone box.
(Fandom: Dr. Horrible; Genre: crack!fic)

  

Billy's first day doesn't go exactly as planned... )

 

 - Crash! Clank! Bang!

“You’re such a sweet heart…as in… it’d be sweet if you had a heart.”
(Fandom: choose your own (Jess says: Dresden Files); Genre: Romance)

  

Harry's having an interesting day.... as usual... )

Hope you enjoyed!  (We certainly did!)
 
 
Current Location: Our Lair
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Hank Green, Chameleon Circuit
 
 
guardrailfail
05 March 2009 @ 01:33 am
For all those times in your life when you're watching a geeky, sci fi or fantasy show/movie and BAM! Anachronistic railing.  Was there a temporal shift?  We can help you out.

Comments and thoughts on life as a female geek.
 
 
Current Mood: chipper